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Jersey Shore Star Deena Cortese Chubby Bikini

This picture hurts me deeply.  When Deena Cortese joined the Jersey Shore cast last season, she was easily the Hottest Babe on the show and for the most part had a great attitude, unlike the other snobby, sloppy drunken bitches on the show.  Deena Cortese had the perfect level of thickness, a little soft but not flabby and a body built for pounding, and here we see her from the upcoming season and while she’s far from hideous, she has clearly gotten even softer and is well on her way to being a eye sore.  Maybe Deena found all the weight the Snooki lost in between seasons, whatever the case, Snooki is looking Damn Hot this season.  Check both these Babes out on MTV’s Reality Show Jersey Shore.

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Snooki From Jersey Shore Bikini Party

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, who gained mediocre fame from the MTV reality series Jersey Shore threw a recent Bikini Party and was prancing around in all her short chubby little glory.  It’s a shame Snooki won’t learn to work with what she’s got, cuz while she does have a lot in some places, she’s not too bad looking for a trollish Jersey resident.

Snooki Bikini Party Large Things

Snooki wasn’t the largest of the bikini clad beasts at the party as you can see from the photo above.  It’s also obvious that Snooki’s ass is hungry as its sucking the bikini bottom up inside it putting those Italian ass cheeks on display.  With Snooki’s upcoming match at WWE’s Wrestlemania 27 perhaps this party was to help her get in some sort of shape and used to pushing people around that are 4 times her size.  Go Snooki.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Bombs At Donald Trump Roast

Grenades were not the issue at hand, instead ‘The Situation’ was that Jersey Shore’s resident douche bag bombed on stage at the Roast of Donald Trump.  How can one person be so unfunny?  It was amazing how bad he bombed and blew up during his few extended minutes of fame.  Perhaps this will be the end of having this guy on TV and making club appearances pretending to be famous.  Jokes over, go home.  If you have ever seen a celeb roast before, then you know they are rude, distasteful, yet funny and entertaining at the same time, yet Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino was able to do the impossible… he offended the actual comedians and other guests on stage as well as the audience.  Making a joke about Snoop Dogg and slavery, not the brightest of ideas.

I’ve heard one person comment that thank goodness it’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow so the Irish part of me can get drunk and console the Italian part of me that is shamed to have this douche as a rep.

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