Kim Kardashian Engaged To Kris Humphries
I am saddened to say that Kim Kardashian has been stolen from me and taken off to the land of giants. Pictured here being carried around by NBA star Kris Humphries, a giant so huge that even Kim’s Sweet Phat Booty looks small when he’s around. It has also come to my attention that Kris Humphries has hoodwinked Kim Kardashian with fairy tale dreams and beanstalks where Kim herself will get to be the princess that she has always played. Kim Kardashian was quick to say yes when Kris bellowed and asked her to be his wife and presented her with a giant 16 caret diamond ring. Well done Kris, but I am not giving up on using that booty as a pillow.
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July 9th, 2011 on 6:04 pm
[...] string on the practice squad or something – Bret Lokett. He claims to have hooked up with Kim Kardashian while she and Kris Humphries were dating. Kim was quick to threaten with a law suit and file a [...]