Halle Berry

Halle Berry… Halle, Halle, Halle, my oh my how I love you. Halle Berry is out looking smoking hot as always and the paparazzi is out in force.

Halle Berry… Halle, Halle, Halle, my oh my how I love you. Halle Berry is out looking smoking hot as always and the paparazzi is out in force.

Wow, I’m at a loss on this one. Who ever picked out this god awful suit for David Beckham should be fired and shot. Even so, how fucking blind is David to actually think that wearing this outfit in public would be a good thing. Victoria Beckham… well hell, she’s hot enough to look great in anything

Traci Bingham shopping and comparing melons. Yes Traci, those melos seem to be the exact same size as yours.

The force was not strong with Natalie Portman on this day. As Master Yoda hangs his head in shame, Natalie Portman gets peed on by mans best friend. Not that I blame the dog, I’d like to mark my territory on Natalie myself.

Don’t you jyst love the cute face that Hayden Panattiere makes as she tongues my balls? I know I do. Hayden Panattiere showing her wild side, tongue out and ready to rock. Bring it on Hayden.

Smoking hot Ashley Tisdale looking extra fine in this sweet summer dress.

Ashlee Simpson, younger and hotter sister of Jessica Simpson gives us a quick peak at her white panties. This show is 100 times better then Ashlee Simpson’s SNL lip sink fiasco.

“Does this dress make my ass look big?” Kim Kardashian asks. No Kim, it’s your ass that makes your ass look big, but no worries, I love that ass. Kim Kardashian shopping and trying on a short, tight purple dress that hugs her curves tight enough to make me jealous.

Lily Allen a semi famous British singer and talk show host let her boobs pop out of her shirt. Could it be a accident, I’m sure it could be, but based on the pics I lean towards it being done on purpose. In one pic it even looks like shes about to give her swollen nipples a tweak and then holy shit… what’s this? The other boobs pops out to say hi as well.